hard time to breathe
as you stare squarely at me and say
you gave her a ring

i move in my seat
choke as i try to seem happy
for you cuz you're getting married
but not to me

and I know I am not the best
she's a narcissist she's a hedonist

(bring the drums in)
back of my van
in the trunk talking about
our dead friend
and i finally get the guts
to ask if there was ever an us

you bat your hand
joke and pretend
that you don't understand
and I act like it's part of my plan

and I know I am not the best
she's a narcissist she's a hedonist

oo wee honey
don't you think its funny
when you never get a chance
with your back up plan

oo wee baby
it can drive you crazy
when you never get a chance
with your back up plan

and you sing

sha la la la la
sha na na na na
this my party i can die cuz i want to

sha la la la la
sha na na na na
this my party i can die cuz i want to

hard time to sleep
feeling like I'm in some song from the fifties
talkin' bout boys and rings
but i guess that's reality

and i know i am not the best
i'm a narcissist i'm a hedonist
i know i am not the best
but i thought that we had a chance

(clap clap)

oo wee honey
don't you think its funny
when you never get a chance
with your back up plan

oo wee baby
it can drive you crazy
when you never get a chance
with your back up plan

and you sing

sha la la la la
sha na na na na
this my party i can die cuz i want to

sha la la la la
sha na na na na
this my party i can die cuz i want to